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Evan is testing.
The Food and Drug Administration is preparing to authorize use of the Pfizer-BioNTech coronavirus vaccine in adolescents 12 to 15 years old by early next week, according to federal officials familiar with the agency’s plans, opening up the U.S. vaccination campaign to millions more people. Some parents have been counting down the weeks since Pfizer…
Dodo Bird Dies Tragically at 64
Once known for their savory chicken-like flavor, the Dodo Bird packed up its bag and yeeted itself from the earth.
Passenger Pigeon
Punished by bougie Harvard policymakers, the Passenger Pigeons were banned from the premises of Cambridge, MA and were subsequently devoured by hungry grad students living in Allston who couldn’t afford chicken to eat.
THE EXTINCTUARY 